[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (I almost have, but technically i still haven't)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (it was about to stop, i was just impatient)
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blond. (back in the days when i was actually a blonde, people called me a blonde)
So far: 5
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (I can do it! and I can prove it...)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (so does "baa baa blacksheep")
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
so far: 8
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.(I type with 6 usually)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (I don't ever think i've accidentally set something on fire...)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (more often than you'd think -_-)
so far: 9
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (sometimes)
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
so far: 13
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (that costume is never gonna get done...)
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 18
[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (when i was a kid)
[ ] You break a lot of things. (not as much as you'd think though considering how i treat some stuff)
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before. (and sometimes i just completely miss the chair...)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (sometimes)
so far: 22
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (but looking at the total now i realize i don't need to)
Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am __% Insane"